Colin Atkinson

  • How many alternate data streams can a file have?

    While I was attempting to write a horrific hack beautiful piece of code, I stumbled upon an undocumented feature of NTFS alternate data streams. Namely, that you can only associate so many of them with any given file.

  • Forks: A Solution to Your Existential Nightmare?

    Sometimes in life, things just don’t work the way you want them to. Your car’s battery dies in the dead of winter. Your cat knocks your coffee over onto your laptop. You accidentally fulfill a prophecy by killing your father and knocking up your mother.